Why do my children feel the need to tell me when they're going to the bathroom?
Without fail, two minutes after my youngest goes to bed he comes out of his room to tell me his eye itches, needs a bandaid, is wheezing (really he isnt), needs a glass of water or has to go to poop even though I asked him 5 minutes prior.
I learned that the secret to parenting is structure. My boys do not do well with down time.
Oldest is going into third grade. This terrifies me because soon he is going to be asking me math questions that I wont know the answer to.
I still get the baby urge. Until I nudge my dog away because she wants too much attention and realize I wouldnt be good at the baby phase again.
I often throw out my childrens' art things without them knowing and then play dumb when they ask where they are.
I admit Ive gone to IKEA just for the free babysitting.
Without fail, two minutes after my youngest goes to bed he comes out of his room to tell me his eye itches, needs a bandaid, is wheezing (really he isnt), needs a glass of water or has to go to poop even though I asked him 5 minutes prior.
I learned that the secret to parenting is structure. My boys do not do well with down time.
Oldest is going into third grade. This terrifies me because soon he is going to be asking me math questions that I wont know the answer to.
I still get the baby urge. Until I nudge my dog away because she wants too much attention and realize I wouldnt be good at the baby phase again.
I often throw out my childrens' art things without them knowing and then play dumb when they ask where they are.
I admit Ive gone to IKEA just for the free babysitting.
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