Sat in the produce section for 5 minutes trying to open a plastic bag to put the broccoli in.
Woman came up next to me, grabbed a plastic bag and just as I was about to crack a joke about how impossible it is to open these things- her apples are in the bag and she’s already moved on to onions.
Embarrassed that I couldn’t open the bag, I figured it must be said bag; so I grabbed another.
And guess what?
It wasn’t said bag.
It was my inability to open the bag.
And this I blame on covid- obviously !
Because pre covid- I would lick my finger and put it on the bag to help open it.
But I’m in a mask.
And I’m not about to put my hands in my mouth before washing them (which when I think about it- it’s gross that I did this pre- covid but whatever. I survived )
So I take out my trusty spray hand sanitizer (thanks Trader Joe’s) and spray my hands and
Voila!
My hands are sticky enough to open the bag!
Take that onion apple lady.
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