Pretty woman

Dear beautiful skinny ladies,

I realize I looked completely disheveled. I had been walking out in the heat since early morning and my feet hurt and was getting a bit hangry.

However, your little boutique looked so cute I wanted to stop in and see what you had.

I don’t appreciate pushy salespeople but to look my way would’ve been a nice gesture.

I clearly was not as trendy as you three, nor a size 2, nor was my makeup impeccable.

It’s true that I looked like I walked out of a war zone.

That being said- PRETTY WOMAN girls!

Julia -the hooker with lots of cash to spend and she didn’t get even a friendly hello. I could have been Julia! You don’t know…

I knew better.

Believe me I wasn’t about to ask to try on the little dress you were holding that was “fab” as you said but remember-

girl power

women support women.

DH told me that I wouldn’t want to support a business like that anyway.

And I gave him a smooch and thanked him for loving my non size 2 sweaty ass body and thought to myself

THIS is exactly how we’ve lasted 20 plus years.

Tales of Charleston continues..