Thursday rant

 I often wonder what would happen if the garbage overflowed- would my boys end up actually emptying it? 

I experimented.

And for all you mothers you will not be shocked that the answer to this is; no.

I have also realized that I hate thinking about what is for dinner, planning dinner, answering the question what is for dinner and lastly- cooking dinner. 

My children are already better students than I ever was. 
And I’m so proud of them for this. 
Yet, I still feel the need to tell them that they will never use chemistry again in their entire life -unless they go into some kind of medical field. 
Which is unlikely for either . 

I am AMAZED that I have lived this long without a Dyson vacuum. 
Game changer!

I am in my “wish I was thinner, why aren’t I losing weight? Eat a blondie don’t give a shit life is short “phase which basically is like groundhogs day because it’s my phase every day.

Speaking of Blondies please follow my new business @batterup blondies on Instagram and/or Facebook. 
Then indulge and order.

And join the “don’t give a shit” phase with me.

It’s all the 2020 rage.