Teen Boys

Things I argue with my children about on a daily/weekly/monthly basis

wearing jackets
collared shirts for "special occasions"
shirts that have tags
wearing shirts that don't have a logo
wearing shoes that aren't sneakers or flip flops
inside out socks
underwear attached to the pants that are in the laundry
brushing hair
brushing teeth
loading a dishwasher
cleaning out a sink
eating something that's not a carb
eating something with color

Me trying to be all zen?
Yea, not so easy