Wanna feel old?

 Wanna know how to feel old? 

Go to a Patriots football game and be surrounded by drunk 20 somethings. 

Then laugh your ass off remembering that this was (potentially/hypothetically ) you back in the hay day .

Then go into full parental mode and hope that they aren’t getting behind the wheel of a car. 

Then look at the kid vaping a few rows down and contemplate telling security (because it’s annoying as well as illegal. But more the fact that it’s annoying )

Relax. I didn’t tell. 

As you stand in the 25 women deep line for the bathroom, commiserate with said 20 something year old how the guys bathroom line is never that long and then cringe when she tells her friend she had to take off her jacket because she didn’t want to look like a grandmother wearing a jacket to a PATS game. 

Slowly move away so she doesn’t see you struggling to read your phone while waiting in said line;  because you forgot your glasses. 

Listen to 20 something guys behind you drop f bombs every other word yet feel free to high five them as your team just kicked the JETS ass.

Drive home; unsure of if you are happy those hay days are over 

Or that you miss the hell out of them.