Day 1
Who wants to play a game?
Orders take out without fear
Walks a mile
Day 7
Let's order another puzzle this was fun.
Bakes banana bread.
Walks 1.5 miles
Doesn't fear running out of toilet paper
Lost 3 lbs
Cleans playroom
Day 10
School resumes.
Learns Zoom.
Continues to eat pasta and chocolate (not together)
Walks 2 miles
Kids have been rockstars
Cleans fridge
Day 14
Bakes banana bread
Takes in mail without fear
Braves supermarket sans mask
Purells every two seconds while out
Kids forget to brush teeth
Cleans pantry
Day 19
Walks 3 miles
Puzzle number 3 begins
Is wondering if I will ever get tired of Law and Order.
No longer showers daily
Often forgets deoderant.
Leaves mail in the box for days
Gained 3 lbs
Day 24
Wonders if I will remember how to use a hairdryer
Is amazed that there is still so much laundry
Has realized I have run my dishwasher more in 3 weeks than I have in 11 years living here.
Bakes banana bread.
Kids are now locking each other in the dog crate
Allows 2 squares of toilet paper per pee
Day 29
Time to start social distancing from my kids
Chocolate has now become a food group
Beginning to resent banana bread
Beginning to resent banana bread
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